As finals week comes upon us, here are the 10 questions that every college kid asks and is not ashamed to say out loud:
1. How much longer can I live off Ramen?
2. How much coffee can I buy with 5 dollars and 38 cents?
3. How many more weeks til I go home?
4. Pick your poison: Five-hour energy or Svedka?
5. How much money do strippers make?
6. Why am I here?
7. Do D’s get degrees?
8. How did I get into college?
9. Do I get an A for effort?
10. Will the professor even notice if I don’t show up?