10 Questions College Students Ask Before Finals

As finals week comes upon us, here are the 10 questions that every college kid asks and is not ashamed to say out loud:

1. How much longer can I live off Ramen?

2. How much coffee can I buy with 5 dollars and 38 cents?

3. How many more weeks til I go home?

4. Pick your poison: Five-hour energy or Svedka?

5. How much money do strippers make?

6. Why am I here?

7. Do D’s get degrees?

8. How did I get into college?

9. Do I get an A for effort?

10. Will the professor even notice if I don’t show up?

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