Tim Bautz ’13

Name
Tim Bautz

Age
20
 
Hometown
Longmeadow, MA
 
School and Year
MSB ’13
 
Major
Marketing and Finance
 
Relationship Status
Single

Come up with an acrostic poem for yourself.
Totally
Into
Moms
  
What are some of your hobbies?
Listening to gangsta rap, blogging about gangsta rap, hoopin’.
 
Any guilty pleasures?
Rom-coms and listening to Fergie.
 
If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
I wish love didn’t hurt so much.
 
What’s your biggest turn-on?
Her taste in music.
 
What’s turns you off the most about a girl?
Unkempt toes and personal questions.
 
Where is the best place to meet girls on campus?
The Georgetown observatory #stargazing
 
Describe your dream girl.
Black girl with Jersey swag.
 
What impresses you most about a girl when you first meet her?
Her smile.
 
What’s the most romantic thing a girl has done for you?
Still waiting for it.
 
What’s the most confusing thing girls do?
I confuse them ;)
 
If you had to be in one 90s boy band, which one would it be?
Menudo.
 
If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
Super strength.
 
Who are your celebrity crush(es)?
Jennifer Connolly and Gabrielle Union.
 
What’s your go-to pick up line to get the ladies?
Is there a keg in your rear because I want to tap it.
 
Name three songs on your hookup playlist.

1. Dance A$$
2. Sexual Healing
3. Sad But True

 
What is the one thing every girl should know about you?
I’m a secret romantic.
 
Hot or not
 
Donks? YEAH.
UGGS? No.
Stilettos? Yeah.
Piercings? Definitely
Tatoos? If well placed.