Here are 28 100% true facts about my weekend:
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I acquired a flannel.
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I was almost punched by my roommate.
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She told me she, and I quote, “didn’t want to get with me”.
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I chased my roommate down the street.
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She was chasing someone else.
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I tried to go to Rhino, an hour after closing.
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I got carried home (while dressed as a rapper).
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I ran around the dorm trying to find a basketball jersey.
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I ate every single food offered in Leos at 10 a.m. (Yes, I’m talking about Stir Fry)
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Someone introduced me to a game called “The Button Game”.
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I played the button game.
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It didn’t go well.
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I spent a large amount of time on the dance floor “pin dropping”.
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I went to Good Stuff Eatery with nine people. We ate 13 burgers.
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We invited 77 people to our very small apartment…..
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I woke my roommate up at 3 a.m. to eat macaroni and cheese with me…she had practice 3 hours later.
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My roommate blatantly told someone to kiss me.
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I found jeans in my shower.
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And a wallet.
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I have not seen my bed in three days…
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…because the couch seemed more comfortable
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I woke up to two girls, who I have never met before, and made them help me push the living room furniture together.
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The fire alarm went off at 8 am.
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There is a bike in my hallway and my floormates came back from a nightout and almost run me over.
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My roommate kept telling me that I was a terrible friend, then proceeded to ask for my help.
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There is a walking cane in my apartment.
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I ate an entire pizza and the biggest bowl of popcorn… after the #15 incident.
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I won “Roommate of the Week”.
Here’s to hoping Halloween can top this weekend. We all know dressing up makes all things a little more awkward! :)