Connor Smith

Name: Connor Smith

School: COL ’14

Hometown: Chicago, Illinois

Boxers or briefs?

This completely depends on the season.  We’re fully into banana hammock season now.  When the weather gets nice, you’ve gotta get the furniture back out on the front porch where it belongs.

If your life was a movie, who would play you and why?

Nick Offerman.  The man speaks to me on so many levels.

Who is your celebrity crush?

Sofia Vergara.  You know… because of her accent.

If you could live in any decade, which would you choose?

1990’s for sure.  I just want to live in a decade where it’s socially acceptable to play Pokemon Blue on my Gameboy Color in public.

What is a girl trend you hate/don’t understand?

Pant suits.  I will never understand why a girl would think it’s a good idea to wear a pant suit.

What’s your favorite movie quote?

“Dirty Dee, why you so dirty!?” – Pootie Tang

Do you have any secret indulgences?

I have a huge thing for this German chocolate brand called Böx.  Love eating that stuff.

Blondes or brunettes?

Blondes.  Not dirty blondes.  Blondes.