Over the past few months, I’ve collected a bunch of coined expressions that are often used around campus, mostly by freshmen. Nevertheless, the following quotes can definitely represent a majority of the Hoya community.
1. I could never go back to high school. College is great.
2. Can I put that on my resume?
3. What language are you taking?
4. I think my advisor hates me because I changed my major four times already.
5. The wifi game is weak.
6. We should be allowed to use meal swipes at Hoya Court.
7. I have to write five papers and submit a problem set in the next two hours.
8. What are you doing tonight?
9. Do I have a caffeine addiction if I get headaches without three cups of coffee a day?
10. My roommate is awesome.
11. I think it was a bad idea to take more than 15 credits.
12. The walk to Yates is my workout.
13. Can I get from the ICC to Car Barn in ten minutes?
14. I’m hungry and stressed and tired.
15. Olivia Pope went here.