By: Hannah Kanfer
It’s almost the end of the semester, which means it’s a time to reflect on the college experience. If any friends or family members ask how college has been going for you, I’ve collected 7 colorful words to add to your vocabulary to really help capture your time at school.
3 . Sniff Test
Friend 2: “(sniff test) yeah i can get a couple more uses out of those”
Definition: A meal eaten around the hours of 3-4 AM, halfway between what would typically be a midnight snack and breakfast. May replace both meals.
Definition: an expensive daycare
Example : ”I owe Wells Fargo my first born so I can pay off my loan.”
7. Finals week
Definition: A state of purgatory in which the whole school is either cramming or having a panic attack. Particularly bad for students who are done with finals but are still waiting to go home. Antonyms include Syllabus Week.
Example : Me: “Hey brah, wanna get trashed?”
Friends: “Can’t man it’s Finals Week, I have to learn 16 weeks of economic theory, write two anthropology essays, and read the whole psych textbook for Thursday.”
Hopefully these come in handy at some point during your break. I know I can’t wait to learn more words next semester!
*All definitions are Urban Dictionary