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Academia Out of Context: Final Paper Edition

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Rebecca Williamson Student Contributor, SUNY Geneseo
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Geneseo chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

With finals season finally over here at Geneseo, we’re all relieved. We may have been going a little bonkers this semester. Here are some funny “bloopers” that we wished we could keep in our final papers or creative writing portfolios!

 

Cut: “… establishment candidates Jeb Bush and the Zodiac Killer.”
Cut: “You use your free head to gesture toward a pile of red clothes that you had not put there.”
Cut: “Although left-wing extremism is not comparable to wing-wing extremism.”
Cut: “With a single tweet, he could sic his supporters on any Republican who doesn’t agree with him.”
Cut: “Kyra loved that Rachel had dumped a drink on his head. The two bonded after Kyra volunteered to buy Rachel another coffee. They had been best friends ever since.”
Cut: “That’s what makes the bridges so interesting.”
Cut: “Before ‘In the Heights,’ there was ‘West Side Story.’”
Cut: “Tristan looked like he wanted to tear his hair out. He had started pacing as he spoke, too.”
Cut: “… which gives off major Cold War Space Race vibes…”

 

We all had quite the variety of final papers …

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Rebecca was the Campus Correspondent for Her Campus at Geneseo. She graduated Summa Cum Laude with a Bachelor of Arts in English (Creative Writing) and Communication. Rebecca was also the Copy Editor for the student newspaper The Lamron, Co-Managing Editor of Gandy Dancer, a Career Peer Mentor in the Department of Career Development, a Reader for The Masters Review, and a member of OGX dance club on campus. Follow her on Instagram and Twitter @Becca_Willie04!