College is cool and all, but we all know that you only came here so you could wear the loudest, proudest LGBTQ+ shirts and hats without your clueless parents asking what that fun shirt with the scissors on it “means”.
“I just really like arts and crafts, mom.”
Let HerCampus@Geneseo help you make that closet of yours a little bit brighter! Sure, you could go with that classic black shirt with a rainbow flag on it, and I admire your subtlety. But this is college, baby gay! Burst out of your dorm room in the strangest, yet oddly fitting queer clothes your grubby little hands (and wallet) can get to.
I’m not sure what niche lesbian farmers are filling, but you’re doing great, ladies.
2) “Axolotls Support Asexuality” Baseball Shirt ($23.99)
Hey, an ally is an ally.
3) “I’m Queer, Have a Nice Day” T-Shirt ($22.55)
Make people take a second look and remind them of how much you love Chinese food.
4) I don’t even know how to begin addressing this ($19.50)
There’s too much to unpack here.
5) “Best Bi” Hoodie ($44.63)
Considering how much bisexuals get dragged through the dirt, you deserve a little self-centered pat on the back.
6) “Holy Mama RuPaul” Tank Top ($27.86)
This is the only church you’ve been to in months, isn’t it. You’re killing your parents.
7) This Judge Judy t-shirt that popped up when I typed “trans” into Redbubble ($32.95)
I mean, yeah, sure.
8) “LESS TERFS MORE SURF” T-Shirt ($20.18)
That’s a sentiment I could get behind.
9) “Chicken Nuggets Turned Me Gay” V-Neck ($21.59)
Gotta give your relatives something to blame.
10) And finally, a “U.S. Polo” Sport Coat ($180)
If you’ve got $180 to burn, it’ll definitely make a statement about a few things – mostly about the size of your wallet, but a couple of other things as well.
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