You might be familiar with Bianca Censori and her constant media attention. However, as a refresher, she is Kanye West’s new wife and the new head architect at Yeezy. Her recent news coverage has primarily been about her clothing choices (or lack thereof). Some people love it. Some people hate it. Let’s look at her outfit choices and finally come to a conclusion on whether or not Censori is actually fashionable.
One Month After Marriage to Kanye West
The verdict: Fashion flop.
Censori’s beauty isn’t the question; it’s the styling. I know beauty is pain, but wow this looks painful. This so-called photoshoot looks like it was shot on an iPod touch in an abandoned clothing factory.
Even simply focusing on the outfit itself, you’re just drawn to the incohesive aspects of this look. On the top, there’s a DIY-looking “shirt” that looks like it had been discovered in the dumpster (not to mention the pain her boobs must be going through). If she had implants, I think they’d explode with how tight this top is. On the bottom, we have a cheap, Fashion Nova-looking knitted short. The shorts are fastened with the most questionable belt I’ve ever seen. It looks like it’s just been thrown onto the outfit at the last minute.
Yeezy Photoshoot
The verdict: Fashion icon.
Call me crazy, but I kind of like it. It has nothing to do with the fact she’s fully clothed, but more so the avant-garde approach. Does this have anything to do with the Yeezy brand? Absolutely not, but somehow, it’s serving. I’m being so serious, girls. It’s like if a comforter, leopard, and Elizabeth Taylor had a baby. I think this should have been worn to a more deserving venue like a fashion show, but who cares really? This outfit was fun and comfy.
Kim K Wannabe
The verdict: Fashion flop.
It’s not shade if it’s true. This piece is a rip-off of Kim Kardashian’s daytime and nighttime 2022 Met Gala looks. Censori just makes it red, and somehow cheaper looking. This is practically the dupe version, and I’m not here for it.
Also, I don’t want to say it, but in the name of fashion, I will. The bleached buzz cut was not the move. She looks like a 26-year-old stoner boy living in his parent’s basement. This hairstyle is what every guy who can’t pull off a buzzcut looks like.
Alien Church Fit
The verdict: Fashion flop.
Speechless. Styled by her husband himself is this cocoon. It’s relevant to point out that Kanye’s outfit is equally disturbing. His church attire consists of leggings and a T-shirt with shoulder pads. I almost feel like even God is disappointed with this one.
Guys, seriously, what is this? I truly feel sorry this is how he dressed her. It also makes you wonder what on earth the dynamic of their relationship is. The only valid explanation that would make any sense is that Ye has a humiliation kink, because what husband makes his wife wear a condom to church?
Pillow Princess
The verdict: Fashion flop.
Nope, just nope. Censori is a stunning girl, and this hairstyle and color are gorgeous on her, but what is this? There aren’t even clothes to critique on this one. She honestly looks miserable, so I wouldn’t doubt it if this is also styled by Kanye. He’s dressed like a pillowcase, and she’s just randomly holding a pillow. Her outfit looked like she was super late and didn’t have time to get dressed so she grabbed shoes and a pillow. The “public humiliation kink” theory is looking more and more true.
Kanye West has dated and married some of America’s fashion icons, like Kim Kardashian, Julia Fox, and Irina Shayk. Hopefully, it’s not too late for Censori to find her style. Her style now is clearly not her own. It makes me wonder if Kanye is losing his touch. He’s an absolute genius when it comes to music, but maybe fashion is a realm he needs to avoid for some time.
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