*Spoilers Ahead*
Grey’s Anatomy had their winter premiere on ABC Thursday, Jan. 18, 2018. This day will be remembered in history as one of the most stressful Thursday nights in our young lives. The winter finale ended with Meredith in the operating room having Glasses pump his own blood into a patient, the hospital under cyber attack and all the patients being in danger, and Alex trying to figure out what medicine to give to his sick patient so he did not accidentally kill him. Right when we thought the episode was going to end with Jo saving the day and Alex’s patient, her horrible ex-husband SHOWS UP AT THE HOSPITAL. The finale was stressful enough so the premiere, as you can imagine, would be equally as stressful.
I thought it would be a good idea for someone to record their honest reactions to the premiere to serve as a record for the future scholars that may study the impact Grey’s Anatomy has had over the years, so enjoy:
1. I totally forgot about all of this!
2. OH SHOOT, I REMEMBER!
3. Alex is about to accidentally kill a kid…
4. MATTHEW MORRISON, LEAVE!
5. Go away, Matt!
6. Oh shoot, he’s engaged!
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7. Oh, Haley from One Tree Hill!
8. How is Jenny/Haley engaged to him?
9. OMG Jo, go and help Alex!
10. Haha, Arizona!
11. Ugh, “partier.”
12. DO NOT talk to him!
13. Ew.
14. Oh no, Jo.
15. Stupid, Glasses.
16. I hope Jackson and Maggie don’t do anything together…
17. EW, THE BLOOD!
18. Ugh on her shoulder!
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19. Don’t be rude, Alex!
20. Jooooo…
21. Tell him!
22. It’s for his own benefit though—my heart!
23. I hate the new interns.
24. LOL, Deluca and that one intern.
25. DAMN Webber calling people out on their BS, love him.
26. I really hate Matthew Morrison, even in Glee.
27. Okay, I feel like that’s unrealistic. The first thing they would have done after getting blood on them is shower.
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28. LOL, Glasses fainted.
29. Love Bokhee.
30. Who is this guy?
31. Ugh no one cares, Maggie.
32. Ew…too graphic here.
33. “Penetrate.”
34. Oh no.
35. ALEX!
36. DON’T DO ANYTHING CRAZY!
37. Aww, poor Jo.
38. No Meredith, he is not a good guy.
39. MEREDITH KNOWS!
40. Meredith is not about this guy…
41. Oh dang, she called him out on his BS.
42. Oh, Alex cares so much.
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43. Ew, Jackson and Maggie are disgusting and this is so unrealistic.
44. Yes, Meredith…don’t tell him at all.
45. I would punch him ASAP!
46. Mhm…
47. Aww, I love Alex.
48. My HEART!
49. Yes, Arizona, I see you on Tinder…
50. OMG, I forgot the Italian woman was dating Owen!
51. Haha that blood bank thing was cute.
52. Aww, Meredith loves Jo…finally.
53. Don’t question April, Owen.
54. Damn, I was right about April being right.
55. Aww, this poor man.
56. Eww.
57. I don’t know what they are saying but I trust them.
58. Oh good, that little boy isn’t dead.
59. Aww, I love Alex and Jo!
60. This tech boy is weird and random but proving to be useful.
61. *eye roll at Maggie and Jackson*
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62. No scrubs? Sounds pretty convenient…
63. Yas Meredith!
64. Go away, Matthew Morrison.
65. YAS JO!
66. Poor Haley/Jenny.
67. Bailey is me with all technology.
68. This tech boy is so weird.
69. Yes, Robbins!
70. Haley, just leave him!
71. HURRY JO!
72. HELP HALEY!
73. LOL Bailey.
74. This episode is going to end badly and I know it…
75. I am Bailey and technology is my education.
76. Shaking my head at this Jackson and Maggie storyline.
77. But damn, Jackson does look good.
78. Cringing right now about Jackson justifying sleeping with Maggie.
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79. Yes Meredith, you need to stay.
80. NO!
81. I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE BAD!
82. I HATE MATTHEW MORRISON!
83. Haha Meredith is so clever with the phones.
84. Yes tech boy, getting everything back together again!
85. I’m still worried about Jo though.
86. Aww, sweet story for tech boy.
87. Glasses is getting some credit, I guess it’s alright.
88. Aww, Alex is the cutest with kids.
89. And with Jo.
90. DON’T DO ANYTHING ALEX!
91. SHE DOES NOT WANT YOU TO KILL HIM!
92. I feel like April is very underappreciated.
93. April is going to do the contest.
94. Maybe she and Jackson will get back together through that somehow.
95. Gross, don’t do it Jackson or Maggie.
96. Why can’t there be one good relationship in this show?
97. Thank God Maggie shut that down.
98. Ooh that crimped hair, Meredith! I see you.
99. Oh no…what happened?
100. ALEX!
101. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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Until Thursday night’s episode, when I’m sure I’ll be even more stressed out.