Silly Thanksgiving Horoscopes 2019

Aries: ​You have a special outfit planned for Thanksgiving. You love the holidays, but there are some judgy family members that you’re not looking forward to seeing. If you have a significant other then you’re worried that your family won’t like them. If you’re single then that’s okay because you know that you are fierce on your own. You’ll be the one whose criticizing everyone’s cooking, but if someone doesn’t like the dish you made then you’ll fight them. You are thankful for getting a break from work or school.

Taurus: ​Thanksgiving is one of your favorite holidays because you love to eat. You might be more excited for the food than to see your family. (Just kidding) You’ll probably eat too much and try to have one of each dessert. If you have a significant other then you hope that your family doesn’t embarrass you in front of them. You plan on you and your S.O. wearing matching outfits to Thanksgiving. If you are single then that’s okay because you know that you have family that loves you. You are thankful for spending time with your family and friends. (And the food).

Gemini: ​You’re undecided on what you want to wear on Thanksgiving, but don’t worry because you’ll make a splash! You’re also undecided on what Thanksgiving dish you want to make. If you have a significant other then you know that your family doesn’t like them, but you want to bring them to Thanksgiving anyways. If your single then that’s okay because you can thrive own your own. You are undecided on what you are thankful for because you are thankful for a lot of things.

Cancer:​ You have the perfect outfit for Thanksgiving. Maybe you’ll finally bring your secret significant other to Thanksgiving, if you have one. If you're single then that’s okay because you’re not worried about that. You either already have a Thanksgiving dish planned that you know your family will love or you’re not making anything because you barely know how to cook. You are thankful that you didn’t burn your Thanksgiving dish.

Leo: ​You have an amazing outfit planned for Thanksgiving that you know will amaze everyone. You also have the perfect dish planned. You’re most likely the one hosting Thanksgiving and if you are then you’ll be making the turkey. You either have a significant other or you are single, but that is okay because you know that you are successful on your own. You are thankful for your family and seeing family members that you don’t see very often.

Virgo: ​You are stressing about what to wear for Thanksgiving and what to make, but whatever it is you will find out that you had nothing to worry about. If you have a significant other then you are coaching them on how to be on their best behavior. You’re also telling your family not to embarrass you in front of them. If you’re single then that is okay because you know that you are already too busy for dating and too perfect on your own anyways. You are thankful that Thanksgiving didn’t turn out as bad as you thought it would.

Libra: ​You’re undecided on what to wear for Thanksgiving, but in the end you know you’ll find something great. You’re not too worried about what you are making for a dish and you’re hoping that your significant other will help you, if you have one. If you’re single then you are okay because you have other things to focus on. You’re excited to watch the Macy’s parade on TV, like you do every year. You’re not too worried that your family will embarrass you, but you’re still hoping they won’t. You’re excited to see your family for the holidays, but you’re not looking forward to your family possibly fighting over politics or sports. You are thankful for time you spent with your loved ones.

Scorpio: You’re not worried about what to wear on Thanksgiving because you know that anything will be fine and that nobody cares about what you wear anyways. You are helping your parents making a dish for Thanksgiving. You’re not looking forward to arguing about politics and sports with your family. If you have a significant other then you know that your family will like them, but if you’re single then you’re okay because you know that you’re happy without one. You are thankful that your favorite team won the Thanksgiving football game.

Sagittarius: ​You’re not worried about what to wear on Thanksgiving because you know that anything you wear will be amazing. You’re not worried about what to make for Thanksgiving because you know that your family will love it no matter what it is. If you have a significant other then you’re not worried about whether your family likes them or not. If you’re single then you know that you’re perfectly happy on our own. You are thankful for taking a break from your responsibilities.

Capricorn: ​You have the perfect outfit planned for Thanksgiving and the perfect dish. You just hope that everything will be perfect for Thanksgiving, but if anyone is going to mess it up then it is not you because you have everything planned. You are probably coaching your family and your significant other on how to act, but they might still mess it up. If you’re single then you know that it is just because you haven’t found anyone as successful and amazing as you yet. You are thankful for not having to stress about work or school.

Aquarius: ​You have an outfit planned for Thanksgiving that is outrageous and spontaneous, but maybe not everyone will like it, but that’s okay because you know you look great. You’re not worried about what to make for Thanksgiving or you might not make anything at all because you took too much time on your outfit and makeup, if you wear any. You are bringing your long time significant other to Thanksgiving that has already met your family. If you’re single then that’s okay and its not because you’re weird like your sibling says. It’s because you are just too unique and you haven’t found anyone as interesting as you. You’re not worried about your family embarrassing you on Thanksgiving because you might embarrass yourself too. You are thankful that there are people that accept you on how you express yourself.

Pisces: ​You’re not worried on what to wear for Thanksgiving, you’ll probably just throw anything on. If someone doesn’t like the dish you make then you might play the victim give and give them a guilt trip on how hard you worked on it. You know that your family might not like your significant other, but you don’t care. If you’re single then that’s okay because you know that there are plenty on fish in the sea. You are thankful for your health and the health of your family.