Well Valentine’s Day is creeping up again. There’s only one way to put this so here it is: some of us just don’t want to deal. But, if you’re not valentining it doesn’t mean you can’t be celebrating. We’ve got a special anti-Valentine’s Day wish list for you.
1. #Single Crop Top – so you can let the world know that you’re not wasting your time with that sh!z this year.
2. Grumpy Cat Stuffie – he hates Valentine’s Day more than you do.
3. Ain’t No Wifey Beanie – in case the #single crop top isn’t for you.
4. “I Heart Me” Pillow – you know the importance of putting yourself first.
5. Solid Boybrief – one pair of the least sexy underwear to be as unromantic as possible ~panty lines~