St. Patrick's Day Instagram Captions

St. Patrick's Day is coming up quickly, and there are few places better to be for the holiday than New York City. If you can't be in Ireland or South Boston for the greenest day of the year, the St. Patrick's Day festivities here in NYC work just as well. Because I'm a good person, I've scoured the corners of the internet for the best of the best puns involving St. Patrick's Day and all of its antics. You can thank me later for saving you from having to come up with a caption while crammed into an Irish bar (and probably double-fisting Guinness). 

"That's what I do; I drink and I know things." — Tyrion Lannister

Sassy lass

Let's get shamrocked

Go luck yourself

Irish you were beer

Feeling lucky

Kiss me, I'm Irish – OR! – Kiss me, I'm drunk 

Irish today, hungover tomorrow

Nothing has prepared me for this day better than all those years I spent watching the Disney Channel Original Movie Luck of the Irish 

Irish-ish

"St. Patty's day is a big deal. It is the closest the Irish will ever have to Christmas." - Michael Scott

Shamrocks and shenanigans

My lucky charms

Who needs luck when you have charm

More like St. Party's Day, am I right?

Happy St. Patty’s Day, expect a drunk text soon

Shake your shamrocks

Eat, drink, and be Irish