Miley Cyrus has created so much buzz this year, Skidmore College is now offering a course on her. But what if Miley were just a regular college student like you and me? What if, in fact, she was one of us Rams?
If Miley went to Fordham she would fill up her schedule with killer extracurriculars. She’d split her time between twerking with Fordham Flava, naturally, and singing with the Satin Dolls.
Miley would have a really ironic major, like sociology or anthropology.
Shopping on Fordham Road? Miley’s favorite way to kill time between classes. That, and hanging out with the guys who work at Beer Cave, because they’re obvi BFFs.
On the weekends Miley would throw killer parties at her off-campus apartment. She always gets into Howl for free. FU_Makeouts would stop posting photos of Miley after the 20th submission.
She’d be a campus legend for having once “Rode the Ram” completely naked. She would also be notorious for smoking on Eddies.
Let’s face it, Fordham would be the s#*^ if Miley went here.