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Why Pizza Is Better Than A Valentine

Don’t have a valentine this year? Feeling lonely? Feeling unloved? Don’t! There is something out there for you that won’t leave you, won’t make you cry, and will leave you happy as a clam… that’s right I’m talking about PIZZA! Here’s a few more reasons why cheese, sauce, plus bread is the best valentine any girl can ask for…

1. Pizza will leave you feeling satisfied.

2. Pizza won’t break your heart. 

3. It won’t forget to buy you chocolates or flowers.                      

4. Pizza won’t forget to text back.               

5. Pizza is always there when you’re sad.                   

6. Pizza will show up at 2 a.m. if you want it.

7. You don’t need to wear makeup or get dressed up because pizza won’t judge you.          

8. Whenever wherever, pizza will be there to comfort you in your time of need. 

9. You do not have to settle for anything you don’t want. 

10. It’s always hot, ready, and melts in your mouth.

11. You’re friends will love when you bring it home. Instant approval.

12. You can have it as many times as you want and never feel guilty. 

So bring home your favorite (cutie) pie this Valentine’s Day and I promise you won’t regret it. <3