Welcome back to Campus Cuties! Our first campus cutie of 2023 is senior John Maloney. Read on to learn more about John.
BACKGROUND:
Campus Cutie: John Maloney
Year: Senior
Hometown: McLean, Virginia
Major: Marketing and Management
Minors: None
Relationship status: Single
Hobbies: Fishing, Painting, Dancing, Kayaking and Sports
Favorite restaurant: Chipotle
Favorite color: Beige
ASSORTED QUESTIONS:
Would you rather live underwater or in a tree?
Underwater
Who would play you in a movie of your life?
Stanley Tucci
What song reflects your life right now?
Anything by Third Eye Blind
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Seems fun there.
Would you rather I give you 1 million dollars right now or 25,000 every year for the next 40 years?
25k over the next 40 years
What is your coffee order? What do you think that says about you?
Iced black coffee with one cream and no sugar. I think it says I’m consistent!
Ideal first date?
Riding a tandem bike around downtown Liverpool
Do you have TikTok? What side of TikTok are you on?
I have Tik Tok and it’s mostly interpretive dance or little puppies
PERSONAL QUESTIONS:
Nickname?
“Johnny Slick”
What’s your type?
Good sense of humor, somewhat knowledgeable about obscure pop culture, likes country music, not taller than me, isn’t a Philly or Boston sports fan, and has nice eyes
Have you ever been in a relationship before?
Yep
What’s your guilty pleasure?
Eating rice pudding in a warm bubble bath
Who was your childhood celebrity crush?
Meryl Streep
Mama’s boy or Daddy’s boy?
Mama’s
What’s something nobody knows about you?
I have a passion for Shakespeare, and can recite most of his work
Pet peeve/ICK?
People who know nothing about Shakespeare
Piece of advice?
Two pieces of advice:
Just because you watch a Bruce Lee movie, doesn’t mean you know how to do karate.
It’s only reckless if you can’t see it through.
Fun fact?
I have an unbelievable risotto that I make for friends, family, and coworkers
What’s your favorite Fairfield event?
Red Sea Madness
Closing remarks?
Thank u for this great honor!! Go stags!!
Socials:
Instagram – @johndmaloney