1) Lancome Le Stylo Waterproof Long Lasting Eyeliner
Lancome usually creates high-quality products, but this eyeliner lasted on my eyes for about five minutes until it dripped down my face like Niagara Falls. See you later Sephora, I’m going to CVS for my next eyeliner pencil, which will be more affordable.
2) L’Oréal Sublime Bronze Tinted Self Tanning Lotion
Don’t let the 4.2 stars fool you, this self-tanning lotion is not all it’s cracked up to be. It clumps easily, doesn’t spread evenly, and it leaves you looking as orange as an Oompa Loompa.
3) Garnier Fructis Brilliantine Shine Glossing Spray
Garnier Fructis is famous for their commercials that make women wonder, “Why can’t my hair be that sleek and shiny?” So, obviously we buy their products with high hopes. I’m a huge fan of Garnier, but after using a few spritzes of this glossing spray in my hair I felt as if I had just dunked my head in a bucket of grease. Ew! Not the kind of shine I was looking for. Nobody wants a head of oily and greasy hair.
4) Bed Head Totally Bent 2” Crimper
Oh boy, crimpers. I don’t think anybody will ever know why this was a trendy look at any time besides the 80’s. Volume and curls are great, but, ladies, crimping is a big NO!