When you spotted a hottie from cross the bar
When you rallied up the pregame and headed to the bar
When you went to your professor’s office hours and they were a total hardo
When you thought about your life too long and started feeling all of the feels
When you ran into the kid you hooked up with the night before at breakfast
When it was 2 a.m. and someone asked for some of your pizza
When you were hung over on Sunday and someone asked if you were going to the library
When you watched a boy attempt to open a bottle of wine
When you tried on those white jeans from last spring
When you snuck into the bar without paying a cover and your friends threw shade
When a guy offered to teach you how to play beer pong
When you texted your crush and he didn’t respond
When you remembered you’re a strong independent woman who don’t need no man
But then he texted you back and said something pretty cute
When your parents tried to talk to you about life after college
When the bartender made a comment about how you’ve never missed happy hour
When you posted this article on your friend’s wall and she didn’t think it was funny