So many questions. So little answers.
1. Why don’t you skip class?
2. Why is it that you eat in the cafeteria when you can get off campus?
3. Do you actually like teaching us?
4. Can you tell when students are hungover?
5. Do you ever look yourself up on Rate My Professor?
6. Do you ever rate yourself on Rate My Professor?
7. Do you actually read my entire essay? Like, every single word?
8. Why don’t we have outside class when it’s nice out?
9. Can’t you just make up your own rules and give us all A’s for effort?
10. Do your friends call you professor, too?
11. Am I as sneaky of a texter as I think I am?
12. Why won’t you just write me into your class? You can smell the desperation when I walk into the room.
13. Do you really believe that we’re sick like, every other Friday?
14. Why aren’t you sick every other Friday?
15. Are your lectures actually planned out?
16. Do you … like us?