“WWAAAAAHHHHHTER” Why don’t we have any clean cups!? What do I do, I NEED water! *looks at sink*
“Why is it so bright?” Ugh why don’t I have my sunglasses? I’m crawling back into my bed and never leaving!
“WHERE is my phone!?” Ohmygod no! Where is it?!” *Looks frantically around bed for phone* Maybe I should call it! Yea that’s smart! *calls phone and stranger picks up*
“What even was last night?!” Did I even make it out?! OMG no I definitely did! I must’ve gone to the townhouses! NO, I definitely went to the beach?! I paid for an Uber?! Ugh, who did I even see?
“I spent how much on an Uber?” Where did I even go that I spent thirty dollars on a Uber ride? Surge price my butt.
“Why do I have about 50 bathroom selfies?” Wait that one actually looks good…selfie Sunday? Can you tell I’m in the bathroom though?
“Wait. who did I text last night?” OMG NO NO NO! Is that even English? What was I even trying to say?! I texted my mom what?!
“Why do I have 10 different notifications?” Who am I posing with?!?! Why did I think it was funny to photobomb everyone’s pictures?! OMG I look sooo bad in that picture! MUST un-tag
“SOMEONE FEED ME CARBS.” Where should I go eat? I want Village! NO I want Country Cow! Ugh I could totally go for Colony! Is that socially acceptable this early?
Piecing together the night with the roomie—I did what?!? What do you mean I talked to the cute boy from Philosophy?! What did I say?! I’m never going to that class again!
“Well that explains that bruise…” I should probably stop wearing 7 inch heals, that I can barely walk in.
“I’m NEVER drinking again…”