Here at HerCampus, we are reality TV addicts. Some people may call it trash TV, but we call it a psychological and anthropological study. By watching ‘real’ people (come on,
2. If said boyfriend has in fact cheated on you, you MUST throw a drink over him.
Instead of being upset about the boyfriend you’ve just broken up with, you’ll create even more boy drama! Hooray!
7. If you get with Dan Osborne from TOWIE, you are definitely going to have a baby.
WARNING: You may become pregnant simply by looking at him. #fittie
8. If you spend your whole life talking about the difficulties in your relationship with your friends/mum/boyfriend/postman/bus driver, then it’s probably not going to work out.
CARDINAL RULE: If you spend more time talking about your relationship than actually enjoying it, you need to end things. This applies to every single couple in Made in Chelsea.
9. Make sure you end on good terms with your ex, because he may turn up on a beach just as you’re shagging someone else.
He will probably arise from the water ready to tear. sh*t. up.
10. Always confide in your gay best friend. He’ll know exactly what to say to cheer you up.
Never heard truer words in all my life.
