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Relationship Advice According to Reality TV Shows

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Arielle Tchiprout Student Contributor, University of Exeter
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This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Exeter chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

Here at HerCampus, we are reality TV addicts. Some people may call it trash TV, but we call it a psychological and anthropological study. By watching ‘real’ people (come on,

 

So, we have compiled a list of the best


 

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It will probably end in tears, and all your friends will bitch about you. But hey!

Lydia Bright and Lucy Thompson both did it, and they’re both fine and perfectly rational.

 

5.     Once a cheater, always a cheater.

 

 

 

Doesn’t matter how damn hot and sassy you are, if your boyfriend has cheated on people before, he will certainly cheat on you too. Sozza Lucy Watson, rookie error!

 

6.     As soon as you’ve broken up with your boyfriend, make sure you immediately get with that guy you’ve always had a thing for. As in, the same day.

 

Instead of being upset about the boyfriend you’ve just broken up with, you’ll create even more boy drama! Hooray!

 

7.     If you get with Dan Osborne from TOWIE, you are definitely going to have a baby.

 

 

WARNING: You may become pregnant simply by looking at him. #fittie

 

8.     If you spend your whole life talking about the difficulties in your relationship with your friends/mum/boyfriend/postman/bus driver, then it’s probably not going to work out.

 

 

 

CARDINAL RULE: If you spend more time talking about your relationship than actually enjoying it, you need to end things. This applies to every single couple in Made in Chelsea.

 

 

 

9.     Make sure you end on good terms with your ex, because he may turn up on a beach just as you’re shagging someone else.

 

 

He will probably arise from the water ready to tear. sh*t. up.

 

10. Always confide in your gay best friend. He’ll know exactly what to say to cheer you up.

 

Never heard truer words in all my life.

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