1. Okay, it’s happening. This is finally happening.
2. Do best friends kiss one another? Am I missing something?
3. Why are all these receptionists ridiculously pretty? And clones of one another? Another Grey fetish perhaps?
4. Who actually trips into a room like that?
5. Why on earth does he have like 6 pencils lined up like that? And who even uses pencils anymore?
6. Don’t blame that ‘gay’ question on your friend. We all know you’re curious…
7. You’re gonna need more than that rain to cool ya down love.
8. This parking lot scene is definitely copying Twilight.
9. Bar scene seems pretty accurate. Those toilet queues are a killer.
10. I Put A Spell On You…Just waiting for Bette Midler to pop out from somewhere.
11. “I don’t make love. I f**k, hard” – Yep this is definitely going to be the best line from the entire movie.
12. Yo, that’s my toast. Hands off.
13. Okay, first sex scene. Why can I suddenly feel the presence of everyone else in the room?
14. Do we really need the ceiling shot?
15. A flip phone Anastasia, really?
16. Holy shit, I did not image the “Red Room of Pain” to be this scary looking.
17. He bought you a new car…I wouldn’t complain.
18. Damn this soundtrack is goooooood.
19. This helicopter scene is pretty awesome. I want a go!
20. Okay, so her mum lives in some ‘exotic’ looking house. Definitely another Twilight parallel going on here.
21. Yep, now I really fancy a cosmo. Thanks Ana.
22. I really should be paying more attention to this scene, but Beyonce’s voice is just really overpowering.
23. This soundtrack is so unbelievably sexy.
24. Controlling what she eats?! F**k that! I really fancy a cheeseburger now.
25. Rita Ora really looks like something from The Great Gatsby with that wig on.
26. Okay, that looks like it hurts.
27. I genuinely can’t tell if this is secretly hurting him or he is just really enjoying it? Can’t say the same for Ana.
28. Damn you Jamie Dornan, and your ridiculously pretty face.
29. Is this really how it’s gonna end?!
30. Yeah, not bad.