Twitter Accounts that will make you LOL

Between going to classes, frat parties, reading Her Campus Emory and Betcheslovethis.com religiously, and
living in the reading room as if it’s a second home during finals, occasionally we Collegiettes™ only have time to read 140 characters worth of sass and hilarity. If that reference wasn’t clear to you, it is time to get your tweet on.
 
I’ll be honest, for months I refused to get a twitter, because who wants to basically read entire pages of what could be said in a Facebook status? Not me. Well girls, here’s the difference. Although the length of a tweet is perhaps equivalent to that of a Facebook status, you choose which accounts to follow. You’re no longer looking at sad song lyrics (i.e. a way too personal shout-out to an ex…we don’t need to see that) or constant updates about what some girl in your math class is doing at every second of the day (i.e. “Studying for my test L” “Bored in my dorm!! Hmu”).
 
No, instead you can choose to follow an account that produces tweets that, on Facebook, would be statuses worth dozens of ‘Likes’. Here are some of these accounts and a few of their previous tweets.
 
Note: Some of these accounts (in being incredibly hysterical) should NOT be taken seriously.
 
@whitegrlproblem

• 
  Your problem, not my problem. Love you, bye. #whitegirlproblems
• This toothpaste tastes fattening. #whitegirlproblems

@Lord_Voldemort7

• #worstpassword: “Twiligh
  t”. Error: too many useless characters
• Demi and Ashton unfollowed each other. This is the dumbest thing ever. If you’re going to ‘burn’ each other at least use the incendio charm.
• People need to stop trending #LMFAO. I’ve seen obesity statistics, you’re not laughing anything off.

@totalbetchmove

• 
  My standards are inversely related to my BAC, so you should probably keep buying me drinks if you want to get some tonight. #totalbetchmove
• Thanks for the drink but I happen to consider this foam on the top of my beer more interesting than you so bye now. #totalbetchmove
• I should really be pulling an all nighter tonight for the sake of my GPA, but for the sake of my appearance, sleep it is. #totalbetchmove

@F1rstWrldPrblms

• The seat warmer in my car
  is making my butt al sweaty. #FirstWorldProblems
• Had to wear my winter coat out to the bars and now I have to hold onto it the whole night. Too much responsibility. #FirstWorldProblems

@Sororitygirlproblems

• No matter how hard we tried to explai
  n it, the babies didn’t understand that everyone cries during rush. They will. #sororitygirlproblems
• Are my monosyllabic responses not enough of a clue to stop talking to me? #sororitygirlproblems
• In honor of all the food that will be consumed next Thursday, today its clear liquids only. #sororitygirlproblems

@StephenAtHome (Stephen Colbert)

• Facebook’s been hacked by a porn virus. So until this clears up, don’t poke anybody without a condom.
• Greece has a new prime minister! Can’t wait t
  o see who the next one is tomorrow.
• I failed the emergency broadcast test. My apologies to all the employees I shoved to the ground while screaming “we’re all gonna die!”

@omgidothistoo

• 
  When I say “the other day,” it can mean any time from yesterday to 5 years ago.
• Getting comfy in bed…then realizing you have to go to the bathroom.
• When it comes to choosing late night booty calls or delicious pizza, pizza always wins

@Emorygrlproblm

• Maggie’s erases my memories… Wish it would erase text messages too #emorygrlproblm
• OPUS. #emorygirlproblm
  

So next time you need to get in a few laughs without spending too much time, read some of these twitter accounts and you’re sure to be dying of laughter.
 
P.S. Only scroll through these accounts where an outburst of laughter is not going to earn you death stares (aka when you want to look at these during a break from Finals studying, please do so on a non-silent floor) Happy tweeting!!!!