Matt Margolis, ’11

Her Campus Emory (HCE): How do you feel about being chosen for Campus Cutie?

Matt Margolis (MM):  I’m extremely honored. Finally some recognition for my good looks. It may have taken 4 years, but I’m finally immortalized on the pages of Campus Cutie. 

 HCE: What extracurriculars are you involved in? 

MM: A few friends and teachers remarked that I had a very distinct and sexy voice. So I do anything that can showcase it…radio disk jockey, calling baseball and basketball games, news anchor for ETV, and of course strip club DJ. Aside from that, I play lots of guitar, so I’m usually kicked out of a band every few weeks.

HCE: Which celebrity do you think you are most like? 

MM: In terms of looks, definitely Leo Dicaprio. He looks much better with long hair, but our beach bodies are nearly identical. In terms of personality, I’d have to go with John Mayer. We’re both a little cocky, have similar tattoos, love music, dated Jessica Simpson, and like to party.

HCE: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? 

MM: The rule of thumb is you go with the name of your first pet for your first name and the name of the street you lived on as a kid. So that would make me Captain Furry Johnston. Quite apt.

HCE: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done to impress a girl?

MM: I managed to convince a girl I was the lead guitarist for the Plain White T’s. It got me a date and a subsequent “magical evening” but she also poured a pitcher of beer on me when she found out I was lying.

HCE: What’s your biggest pet peeve? 

MM: Girls who make you be nice to their b*tchy friends.