Why Jersey Shore: Family Vacation is the Greatest Thing That’s Happened in 2018

As I am sure everyone is aware, the greatest show to have ever bless our generation is back. Never again do we have to go through our weeks without Jersdays, where we hear the words “GTL” or “CAHBS ARE HERE.” Your favorite family on television is back (no, not Roseanne) and it's already been renewed for a second season.

1. The whole gang's back together!!

Even Mike could join! Despite pleading guilty of tax evasion, nothing can stop the Situation! (P.S. The duck phone lives!)

2. Even Sammi decided to join the party!

Okay not really, Ronnie is still too obsessed with her. But oh, how we miss the infamous “Rahn stahp!”

3. MVP forever!

The Situation is a reformed man (again, despite tax evasion). But his newfound sobriety makes the ultimate trio better than ever!

4. If you thought they partied hard before, guess again.

Parents gone wild! No one parties like a mom on vacation.

5. At the end of the day, they’re still a family.

These are the family values that America needs right now.

Family Vacation exceeded all of the expectations that I had. If anyone is going to unite us during these troubling times, its Snooki, DJ Pauly D, Deena JWoww, Ronnie, Vinny and of course the Sammi Sweetheart doll. Let’s all cheer with a glass of Ron Ron Juice!