Year: Sophomore
Major: Business Administration
Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA (“For a brief time they took away the “h” but they put it back after people complained…”)
Status: Single (“Well actually I’m engaged to my friend Lally on Facebook, but it’s been three years…come on.”)
What do you do for fun?
“I like Sudoku a lot. Puzzles, jigsaw puzzles not stupid puzzles.”
Favorite sport?
“To watch, football. To play, soccer.”
Pick three words to describe yourself.
“Pink. Is that stupid? That’s my favorite color. Favorite color, colon, pink. Wait can you give me some answers? What do people normally put?
What’s your favorite pickup line?
“One day when I was out somewhere to dance, someone said ‘Oh, you look like you can use a twirl.’ I thought it was really cute, but no one seems to like it when I say it…”
Favorite pickup move?
“Wink and pouty…That’s where you wink and pout. I’ll do it for you, but I can’t do it when I’m smiling. One time it took me like 15 minutes.”
Who’s your role model?
“My sister, because who doesn’t want to be their big sister? She’s just really cool and has something fun to say. She’s in a good mood a lot of the time. She called me earlier. No big deal. HUGE deal. Sometimes I send her funny pictures. Sometimes we do Mad Libs over the phone. Kay actually it was once. They’re really funny.”
Do you have plans for the future?
“Like how far in the future? Well my friend is coming on Tuesday. This summer I got an internship. I want to go to China next year.”
What’s your favorite quality in a guy?
“Hair. Oh that’s not a quality is it? Charismatic. Love me some charismatic boys. That’s ‘B-O-Y-Z.’”
And least favorite quality?
“Jean shorts. ‘Jorts.’ If mids (mid-length socks) were a quality I’d like those.”
And your celebrity crush?
“Jesse McCartney.”
You abbreviate a lot of things. What are some of your favorites?
“Wow, you’d think I’d have this off the bat. Oh! Perf (perfect), obv. Oh, and obv (obviously). Presh (precious). Totes (Totally). Shmance (fancy). It’s all about how you say it. It can be an okay one, but you have to say it like it’s a good one. Offish (Official). Sometimes I like to say ‘Omegs’ instead of Omega, but that doesn’t come up in conversation much. Sometimes I think people think I just messed up because the ‘a’ and the ‘s’ are next to each other, but I’m actually really good at typing. Tish! That’s short for tissue.