9:00 AM – Wake up and text GroupMe to make sure everyone is alive from last night.
9:30 AM – Start mentally and physically preparing yourself for the day.
10:30 AM – Two words… bottomless mimosas.
11:30 AM – Mob with squad to Ritchie center.
11:45 AM – Get blue solo cup from favorite frat. Proceed to fill solo cup with drink of choice.
12:00 PM – Dance on pickup truck with your friends. Insist that the nearest male take a minimum of 20 candid pictures so you have Instagram options.
12:10 PM – Spill full drink on self or fraternity man.
12:11 PM – Jump off pickup immediately.
12:30 PM – Aggressively say hi and hug everyone you’ve ever met at DU. Act like you didn’t just ignore them in class on Thursday.
12:45 PM – Pet any and every dog in sight.
1:00 PM – Game time.
1:05 PM – Make your way to the field, or settle for the hill.
1:10 PM – Drunk text your ex-boyfriend.
1:15 PM – Get shut down by your ex-boyfriend.
1:20 PM – Cry it out of your system.
1:30 PM – Get over it.
1:40 – Re-hydrate.
2:00 PM – DU wins!!! Head to bar of choice.
2:00 PM – DU loses. Still head to bar of choice.
5:30 PM – Wake up confused and sunburnt. Set an alarm for later, and go back to sleep immediately.
8:00 PM – Your roommate forces you to wake up and get dressed for the night. Attempt to look cute, but soon realize that there is little hope. Sloppily apply make-up and throw on clean Denver t-shirt.
9:00 PM – Do it all again.