It’s that time of the season when girls are being asked to frat formals left, right and center. And if any of you have had the honor of painting a frat cooler you will know just how emotionally taxing it can be. Here’s an ode to all the stress and excitement that comes with this sacred task.
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The initial excitement stage- OMG I’m going to be so f***ing crafty. Cue massive amounts of pinteresting…
2. The oh sh** I forgot about this stage- Running to the store the monday before you leave for the formal grabbing the first cooler you see. #procrastinationatitsfinest
3. The this is not as easy or fun as it sounds phase- How do I sand it? What the f*** is mod podge? Where to begin painting? What are you?!?!
4. The this is actually not as ugly as I thought it was going to be phase- Thank god I took an art class last quarter.
5. The look of sheer happiness on your date’s drunk face when he sees your superior cooler phase- I knew I was born to be a fraternity sweetheart.