Professors are essential to any college campus and they come in many shapes, sizes, personalities, and teaching methods. Sites like RateMyProfessor and Koofers exist so we know what we’re getting ourselves into before starting a class. With the tough professors hired by Drexel, we can only wish they would say one of the following things in class one day.
1. “This class is a total joke. You know it and I know it.”
2. “Attendance is not mandatory, I’ll grade you solely on your understanding of concepts.”
3. “You really don’t need to buy the textbook”
4. “Discussion boards are completely optional.”
5. “OPEN NOTE ‘ERRTHANG.”
6. “Let’s just pop some popcorn and watch a movie that briefly goes over the topic.”
7. “For 50% of your grade: Correctly fill in your name and date.”
8. “Pop quizzes are just a threat to get you to class.”
9. “I cancel class a lot.”
10. “I give extra credit.”
11. “I grade on completion.”
12. “No lab reports required.”
13. “I want to give you an ‘A’.”
14. “I have no idea how to work a computer, so each class will start 15 minutes late.”
15. “Free cookies every class period.”
16. “You can skip class for a co-op interview.”
Good luck with your midterms, Dragons! And if you’re brave enough, share this article with your favorite professor!