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10 Memorable Lines From the Scream Queens Premiere

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Laura Carr Student Contributor, Denison University
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Denison chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

Scream Queens, Ryan Murphy’s latest show, had its series debut on September 22. The show features a star-studded cast: Emma Roberts, Ariana Grande, Nick Jonas, Jamie Lee Curtis, Abigail Breslin, Lea Michele, Keke Palmer, to name a few. By combining horror with comedy, Scream Queens offers a dark, satirical take on Greek life and American popular culture. The show offered up some sure-to-be iconic quotes in its first episode…

1. What fresh hell is this? 

2. You’re so confident without being mean. What antidepressants are you on?

3. I am not missing “Waterfalls” for this. “Waterfalls” is my jam.

4. Okay, Pissy Spacek. 

5. It’ll be fun, like a “Friends” episode…but someone’s trying to murder all the Friends.

6. Can I call you MOM?

7. Shandell, why you gotta knife through your throat?

8. Good evening, idiot hookers.

9. I didn’t even know I was pregnant. I thought I was having a bread baby. 

10. Did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?

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Laura Carr

Denison

I am an English Creative Writing major from Los Angeles, California. In addition to my Her Campus responsibilities, I am also the Editor-in-Chief of Denison's student newspaper. I am involved in Greek life on campus as a sister of Pi Beta Phi. I have an insatiable passion for all things Harry Potter. When I'm not in class, you can find me taking long naps, reading, biking or binge watching Netflix.