Pisces: Feb. 19 – March 20
Pisces has been on a hot streak lately, but Saturn indicates that your luck is about to run out. If you should accidentally encounter that albino skunk, you can consider your semester pretty much over. Also, avoid the squirrels at all costs.
Aries: March 21 – April 19
Uranus’ alignment this March means that Aries should prepare for some spring cleaning. Your system may not be able to handle the chicken parm this month, but you should be able to keep yourself regular with weekly Commons brunch.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
March is a ripe time for Taurus to make new friends, but not in the places you’d expect. Think about striking up a conversation with a townie at K-Pub or maybe unmasking the cow mascot at Ben & Jerry’s.
Gemini: May 21 — June 20
Love is in the air for Gemini this month – but don’t go for that “attractive” individual at the court party unless you’re ready to be in it for the long haul. Yikes.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
Would you please just check your PO box for once in your life? Things are starting to grow in there. Let’s hope they didn’t eat your Christmas card from Grams — there was money in there.
Leo: July 23 – Aug. 22
Mars is not looking favorably on any posers this month. If you’re not Irish, don’t wear green on St. Patrick’s Day unless you want to end up wearing someone else’s green (St. Patty’s barf, that is).
Virgo: Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
Luck is definitely on your side for the month of March. Take a chance and park by the baseball field or send money to that Nigerian prince who emailed you a few weeks back.
Libra: Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
Libras are known for being popular. You’ve always got hotties coming at you left and right. For the rest of the month, though, you might want to nip that DFMO in the bud and turn it into an IMACMO (IMAC makeout) or CHU (car hookup) before the whole world sees it online.
Scorpio: Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
There’s an important surprise coming for you in the Crier sometime this month. You should probably start reading it instead of absentmindedly sending it to the trash. Who knows? Maybe there’s free food involved (there’s definitely free food involved).
Sagittarius: Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Hey, good lookin’. The stars hereby align to give you permission to show off your assets and ditch the lanyard. Orientation ended long ago.
Capricorn: Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
It’s time to make your values known. You’ll never be freer to just do you than you will be this month. All things considered, yes, that “I <3 CAROL QUILLEN” tattoo IS a good idea.
Aquarius: Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Jupiter’s awkward celestial positioning has got you feeling restless. Try channeling some of that energy into tackling items on your Davidson bucket list – I hear skinny-dipping at Lake Campus is lovely this time of year.