One of my lifelong mottos is, “if it’s for free, it’s for me!”. So you can be rest assured to know that when the ever-anticipated Her Campus Fall Finals Survival Kit arrived, I was elated.
Cut to: the opening of the box. After spending an entire meeting practically salivating over our mysterious cardboard guest, HC at Davidson President Katie G. brought forth the gift of scissors and cut through the tape with the skill of a master Jedi.
Behold, the contents: we feasted upon the colorful gifts with our eyes. Santa may be all about bestowing good boys and girls with candy and toys, but we at Her Campus were completely satisfied with Michael Kohrs scented flash-tattoos, Vera Bradley ID cases, TRESemmé hairspray, and, of course, Chipotle coupons.
After a tense moment, Katie G. graciously let us pounce. As much as I wish to say it was like this…
the truth is, we are cordial and polite Davidson students, so it was more like this:
The Aftermath: following our calm and democratic distribution of the items to each member of Her Campus Davidson, the meeting ended and I scuttled back to my dorm -presents in tow- like a giddy Gollum.
Though it’s only been a few days, each item I received on that magical meeting (Tuesdays at 8, in the Morcott Room) has changed my life for the better. The Vera Bradley ID case has sinced been stuffed with every dollar I have to my name, and I have been stuffed with compliments on it. It also contains the Chipotle coupons, which I am eager to whip out in front of my friends like some sort of Big Spender the second we hit up our local branch over break.
Just the other day, I was in one of those all-too-common moods in which I didn’t want to shower, but I also wanted to look great. Luckily, I had the TRESemeé hairspray handy in my arsenal. I flaunted my ‘do like a queen all day.
And who can forget the Michael Kohrs Flash Tats, which I am donning right this very moment? At first, I was skeptical about the whole “scented” bit, but even after showering I still smell like a bed of flowers! My arms are now glimmering gold, and I look more than a little cool, which makes me feel a bit like this:
It may sound like I’m boasting, but never fear– you, too, can be this stylin’! Her Campus at Davidson is raffling off all sorts of similar prizes, so make sure you check out our Facebook page for more details! Until then, happy finals to all, and to all, a good night!
Now please excuse me while I strut like Loki. I am wearing flash tats after all.