1. Trying to come up with a cheap last minute costume
2. Taking longer than 10 minutes to get ready for the first time since freshman year
3. Trying to make cuts on your face look real
4. Finally feeling good and ready to mingle
5. Judging costumes as you walk by
6. Appreciating the cleverness of your peers
7. Seeing your first sombrero
8. Trying to communicate with people through masks and bandanas and fake beards
9. Finally getting to dance
10. …and then realizing your jeans are not conducive to getting down and wishing your costume had involved leggings or something
11. When “I’m appropriating black culture for Halloween” is someone’s ACTUAL AND VERBATIM RESPONSE to “What are you?”
12. When you’ve eaten too much candy and just need some real food.
13. When all your guy friends are too busy with the slutty cats to chill with you.
14. WHEN YOU REALIZE IT WAS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS AND YOU GET A WHOLE EXTRA HOUR
15. Using that hour to sleep