1. YAY, I’m going to a formal!
2. Oh, I need to make a cooler, don’t I?
3. It may take a lot of time, but it’s going to be the best cooler ever.
4. I should probably figure out what he likes.
5. Perfect, he likes fratty stuff, so it should be easy to find inspiration online.
6. Stop. There is too much inspiration online.
7. Okay, I have a plan, so now time to buy the cooler and supplies.
8. Golly gee, priming sucks.
9. And so does tracing. And painting.
10. This looks terrible.
11. How many hours have I spent on this?
12. I can’t, I literally can’t.
13. Sorry professor, I couldn’t finish your assignment because I was painting my cooler.
14. Okay, it’s almost done.
15. JK, I just stayed up all Thursday night doing the finishing touches.
16. Hey, this actually looks pretty good!
17. NOW I NEED TO FILL THE COOLER?! Can’t he be happy I just made it?!
18. So he said he likes Grey Goose, but if I buy Aristocrat instead he won’t notice, right?
19. I can’t part with this cooler. It contains my lifeblood.
20. I hope he likes it.
21. Was the Modge-Podge of Ronald Reagan’s face too much?
22. Phew, he loves it! This is going to be a great weekend!