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10 Fictional Foods You Wish Were Real

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Dartmouth chapter.

Sometimes, fake food looks so much better than the real thing. (And makes you wish it was real).

Here’s a list of 10 fake foods you wish you could eat for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and second dinner.

  1. Lembas from Lord of the Rings
  2. Chocolate frogs (that MOVE) from Harry Potter
  3. Literally everything from Ratatouille. That mystery soup? Sign me up!
  4. That chocolate river from Willy Wonka
  5. Um, the bubblegum that acts as a four-course meal from Willy Wonka? But without the turning-into-a-blueberry part, please. 
  6. Scooby Snacks from Scooby Doo! ZOINKS!
  7. Spaghetti tacos from iCarly ;) What monstrosity. What perfection.
  8. Dornish red wine from Game of Thrones? Probably not poisoned!
  9. Blue milk from Star Wars. That is all.
  10. And finally, yes they’re real, but waffles. Made by Donkey. From Shrek. 
Sophia Whittemore is a Correspondent for the Dartmouth HXCampus branch. When not working on HXCampus, they're writing webcomics on Webtoons, Pride books for Wattpad, was a staff writer at AsAm News, and has published the "Impetus Rising" series back when they were in high school. Sophia's also a geek, but who isn't?