1) You could be happier than a five year old on Halloween, but on the outside you look like you want to eat a small child, so people that don’t know you feel the dire need to stay far away from you because you just look like a b***h.
2) Sometimes, on rare occasion, you wake up with the urge to make a conscious effort to smile at people! However, this smile turns out looking like something scary out of a horror movie and people think there is either something wrong with you or that it is a sarcastic smile.
3) People are constantly asking you what’s wrong and you are having to incessantly explain that it is simply because you were blessed with the meanest resting face humanly possible. Then, when you try to explain that you are actually happy, they second guess your answer and feel the need to ask the same damn question five minutes later.
4) When people mistake your resting bitch face for you just being a bitch, they will most likely also assume that you are a crazy sarcastic person. For example, when somebody asks you to kindly pass the sweet potatoes, your response, “Sure thing,” will leave your lips and reach their ears as “Wow how annoying of you to ask me to do something so tedious as pass the sweet potatoes, but sure here you go.” In reality, you were fine doing it and didn’t think twice about it.
5) And finally, when you get to know somebody new, they will almost always say something along the lines of “You are such a chill, fun person! I thought you were such a b***h when I first met you!” Like, oh thank you for the compliment? Glad I was able to show you that I am, in fact, a person and not a robot.