Schmidt New Girl Quotes to Brighten Up Your Week

Thoughts so ridiculous, you can’t help but laugh…

“Please take that off! You look like a homeless pencil!”

“Are you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan? What is this- prison?”

“Can we just take a moment to celebrate me?”

“Damn it! I can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere.”

“I had figure skating lessons since I was thirteen, and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy.”

“Sticks and stones may break your bones, but not if you’re a fat kid with a calcium deficiency.”