25 “Boulder” moments as told by Gossip Girl
Hey boulder-ites, Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of CU’s elite. Today I’m commemorating my 10th anniversary as queen of the blogosphere and to celebrate i’ve decided to list out the top 25 “Boulder” moments every CU student has, purely for your viewing pleasure. So sit back, relax, and try to not get too nostalgic for the good old days of S,B,C,D, and N on the Upper East Side.
1. When the first thing your professor says is that he has a strict “no laptop policy”
2. When you see a cute dog outside of Starbucks on The Hill
3. When it’s your 13th hour in Norlin but you’re still not done with your work
4. When your professor assigns a paper that “can’t be completed overnight” and “will take a few weeks or research and revision to be done correctly”
5. You and the squad leaving your apartment on a Thursday night
6. Looking at the textbook that you bought but didn’t open once the entire semester
7. Waking up starving on sunday morning and your bestie is like – “I got food”
8. When it’s been a month since school started and you already feel like this
9. When the boy from your bio class, the boy from sigma apple pie, the boy you met at a party last week and the boy who lived in your dorm freshman year all stop texting you.
10. When you run into your horrible roommate from freshman year
11. Walking past Boss Lady 3 days into your new diet
12. When you are peer pressured into going to the mixer
13. When it’s saturday night you’re out on the hill and probably won’t make it past the pre-game but your friends are like
14. Introducing yourself to your little’s new little
15. When someone brings up your tinder from freshmen year
16. Trying to be friends with the weird TA to get ahead in the class
17. When you roommate catches you sneaking in at 6:30am
18. When you find out the date dash theme is CEOs and Office Hoes
19. When you see some girl at the party flirting with your boyfriend who isn’t your boyfriend, but he’s YOUR boyfriend
20. When you walk into the TA lounge for the first time
21. When someone at Dark Horse takes away your fake
22. When you try to convince yourself at the start of the semester that you’re not gonna miss class
23. Trying to convince your professor to bump your 89.99 to a 90
24. How you feel when your bff is hungover and you have to take care of her
25. When you’re just trying to walk under university bridge to go to class and get cat-called by homeless men for the 5th time this week
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