Have you ever met a Scorpio who isn’t totally a Scorpio? I haven’t either.
- You’re funny as hell.
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You’re witty as a grumpy old man and you’re the queen of dark humor.
- You’re super ambitious.
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Because if you have a goal, come hell or high water, you’re going to get there.
- As a result, people may perceive you as intense.
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I can’t count the number of times someone’s said that I’m intimidating.
- Scorpios have a reputation for being sexual.
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After all, we do rule the reproductive system.
- You might have a slight jealous streak.
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Trust is essential to a relationship but you’ve probably felt a pang of jealousy in your life.
- But you’re also really loyal.
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You know you’d do anything for the people you love.
- You may be guilty of thinking in black and white.
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Sometimes you need to be reminded that some things aren’t as clear cut as you’d like them to be.
- You’re extremely emotional.
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Water signs are the softies of zodiac signs.
- As a result, you’re probably really romantic.
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Your partner means the world to you.
- You might hold a few grudges.
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You know you’re a Scorpio when you’re still slightly mad at your middle school ex who ghosted you.
- You’re careful who you let into your life.
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Why rely on the unreliable?
- However, you can’t shut up once you open up.
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You have so much to talk about.
- Black is your favorite color.
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There’s something so beautiful about how dark the color is.
- You’re a night owl.
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I’m writing this at 3 a.m.
- You’re honest.
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Not brutally honest (that just makes you an asshole), but enough to get your point across.
- You’ll always be true to yourself.
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Because if anyone’s introspective, it’s you.
- You’re the best zodiac sign.
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Duh.
Now get ready for Scorpio Season.