The long, difficult days of bread-less Passover do not always turn out how we expect… so here are the nine stages of Passover, as told by HC Conn Coll!
Dreading the diet (and carbo-loading in preparation)
Being optimistic about the cleanse and vowing to take advantage of this forced diet to be healthy
Eating lots of salad…and then matzo with peanut butter and any other topping you can imagine
…And then becoming extremely sick of matzo
Remembering that chocolate matzo brittle is a thing (and so are Kosher for P macaroons)
Not being able to get pizza from the student center on a Saturday night (maybe one bite won’t hurt?)
And simply craving a sandwich with ACTUAL BREAD
Realizing that, at the end of the week, this was not the cleanse you were hoping for
But still eating way too much bread at the end of the strenuous week