For some of us, spring semester means more than just the magical time of year when boys take their shirts off to play lawn frisbee. The class of 2016 is embarking upon the last semester of our college career, and we never thought this day would come. Literally. If we had actually imagined ourselves graduating, we wouldn’t have made so many enemies our freshman year, alienated so many of our classmates by loudly gossiping in Butler Cafe, or left all of our science and P.E. requirements until senior spring. But, since Bollinger and D Spar are kicking us to the curb come May (by the way, please email us if you hear of any great apartment deals in Brooklyn, Chinatown, or the Lower Lower East Side), it’s time to get serious — about our senior year bucket list.
1) “Borrow” a frat composite
2) Take a party bus to Senior Night
3) Throw a series of increasingly elaborate themed parties
(Teen Angst, Hogwarts-style Yule ball, 43rd Anniversary of Roe v Wade, etc.)
4) Bring back Spin-the-Bottle and Seven Minutes in Heaven
5) Learn everyone’s secrets
6) Contour like Kylie
7) Facetune all your Instagrams and never go outside so people think it’s your real body
8) Floorcest
9) Find a bathroom in Schermerhorn extension
10) Donate your eggs for profit while you’re still an Ivy League student
11) Party in your freshman dorm
12) Attend every single event you are invited to
13) Have all your packages delivered to your ex’s frat house/co-ed literary frat house/”Hall”
Note: If you don’t have an ex with one of these living arrangements, there’s still time.
14) Wear less, go out more. Or vice-versa.
15) Run out of pages in your passport OR get lipstick stains on your passport. We hear it makes it hard to read.
**Disclaimer: This is a personal piece and does not reflect the views of Her Campus Media.