Saying Nice Things About 10 Things I Hate

I had an article ready for this week, but I decided I hated it. In order to punish myself for waiting until the last minute to produce a decent article (again), I will now force myself to say one nice thing about 10 things I hate:

1. Donald Trump: His tiny hands probably come in handy when he’s trying to retrieve lost items between car seats or couch cushions. 

2. Birkenstocks: Are less ugly than Crocs.

3. Folding clean laundry: Gives me a false sense of accomplishment.

4. Men: Some men are decent enough to have sex with.

5. People who stand really close to me in lines: 

6. French manicures on toenails: Look slightly less disgusting than unkempt toenails. 

7. The Kissing Booth: Jacob Elordi is hot as fuck. 

8. Dorm bathrooms: I will probably look back on them fondly during my mid-life crisis. 

9. Pistachios that don’t open: Are still better than walnuts. 

10. Coffee: People who drink it smell like sexy lawyers. 

• Birkenstocks
• dorms
• funny
• hate
• laundry
• The Kissing Booth
• trump