To kick off this semester’s campus cutie, we’re profiling our favorite punter, Matt of the Columbia Football team.
The Kick Off:
Name: Matthew Panton
Hometown: Melbourne, Australia
Campus Activities: Getting my roommates to move out and being an outstanding brother of the Sigma Chi Fraternity.
Describe yourself in ten words: Samatha, Slytherin, Charmander, Tails, Vanilla, Winky kiss face and Pantone292.
Favorite study spot: In the final exam
From Fumbles to Turnovers
What position do you play in football? I kick the ball far.
What is your team culture like? All American, except for me.
Favorite football sexual innuendo: I pin them deep.
How much action have you seen? I saw a kangaroo box a koala once.
Making ways to the End Zone
Favorite off-campus hangout spot? Panton Vineyard (.com.au)
Describe your first Cannons experience: I had a chicken club sandwich while waiting for my American phone plan to be finalized.
What types of touchdowns have you seen in Cannons? It’s hard to watch the TVs after a couple of cold ones.
And finally, a Touchdown
Current relationship status: We have matching Ugg Boots.
What do you look for in a mate? Someone who has at least 4 dogs
Three ways a person can win over your heart: Someone who is caring, makes me feel special, and likes to eat at Outback Steakhouse.
Biggest turn off for you: Talking to me in a fake British accent.
Anything else you would like your fans to know: Don’t be weird when I hug you (or kiss you on the cheek).