This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Colgate chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.
- When your dignity and standards go home with your parents on freshman move in day
- Your clothes are only dirty when they smell
- You may or may not have ever washed your sheets
- You justify clothing purchases with: IÂ could wear this at a mixerÂ
- You only eat microwavable foodÂ
- You do laundry when you run out of underwearÂ
- People pass you and say “you were absurd last night”….Did i see you last night?Â
- When someone introduces them self and you say “i know” in your head because you know them from facebookÂ
- When you go through your phone sunday morning…enough saidÂ
- When you have no idea how to interact with people soberÂ
- When the library is a social sceneÂ
- Ugly guys get someÂ
- Prostitution is legal as long as payment is in the form of alcoholÂ
- If you don’t remember it didn’t happen….if you delete the text it didn’t happen
- You have to invent a story as to how you hurt yourself when speaking to adults
- Face rape is the number one threat to males and females 18-22
- Fist fights happen over food…talk about hunger gamesÂ
- You roll your eyes when someone actually knows whats going on in the worldÂ
- The game of sardines now means fitting two people in a twin bedÂ
- Freshmen are responsible for all the worlds evils (jk love ya)
- You check three different ATMs only to confirm you do in fact have $0.00…and it was not a mistakeÂ
- Candy is a well balanced meal…and so is vodka
- You have to smell your water bottles to make sure it is in fact waterÂ
- The protocol for hooking up with someone is never speaking to them againÂ
- That awkward silence when your teacher announces a test on a friday morning