Colgate Campus Cutie for this week is none other than the legendary Michael Stern, or better known as “Stern.” Not only is he one of Phi Tau’s “phi-nest” but he is also one of Phi Tau’s “ph-unniest.” He may describe himself as currently being “very single,” but after reading this article, ladies, you know that’s going to change. You better snag him up quickly before another lucky lady does!
Full Name: Michael Adam Stern
Hometown: Milburn, New Jersey
Class Year: 2015 (Junior)
Major: Political Science
Campus Involvement: I’m the Head Coach of every Phi Tau intramural sports team
Ideal Girl: Olivia Wilde with Anna Kendrick’s voice
Guilty Pleasure: ‘80s music
Relationship Status: Very Single
Fun Fact About Yourself: I’ve watched Cool Runnings upwards over 300 times
Most Embarrassing Story About Yourself: Two summers ago I got poison ivy where no man would ever want to get it
Colgate Crush: Taylor Craig (Hey, Taylor)
Favorite Pick Up Line: “Do you work at Subway? Because you’re giving me a footlong.”
Future Plans for After College: Be an Ad Man like Don Draper
Favorite Dance Move at the Jug: Surprise Grind
Idol: Frankie Muniz