Meet this week’s Campus Celebrity, Ben Fortgang! You can’t see this picture of him and not want to know more.
Name: Benjamin Fortgang
Nicknames: Ben, Young Wang, Gangfort, Fort, Gang
Hometown: Melville, NY
Class Year: 2016
Major/Minor: English Major, Film/Media and Classics Minor
What You Do On Campus: Walk around, take the occasional selfie.
Three Words to Describe Yourself: Hairy, Horny, Fun
Fun Fact: I hate scalene triangles.
Celebrity Crush: Edge Lady
Man Crush: Mark Pronchick
Perfect Date: May 30th
Describe Your Ideal Girl: Fast and furious.
Deal Breakers: If she doesn’t like music.
Hobbies: Hobbits, magnets, sorting assorted jelly beans.
Best Dance Move: “The Boulge”
Best Physical Feature: My glowing personality.
Best Pick-Up Line: “All I want for Channukah is you.”