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10 Thoughts Had During the Victoria Secret Fashion Show

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Colgate chapter.

As many people know, two nights ago the Victoria Secret Fashion Show aired on television. I wouldn’t say I am obsessed with the show, but I do like to revel in their beauty and I was able to find the spare time to watch. However, no matter how much I wanted to pretend that the girls walking down the runway are not human, here are the 10 thoughts that went through my head.

  1. Wow I wish I could wear that
  2. But also who would ever actually wear that in public?
  3. And wait why the wings?
  4. What do you think their grandparents think seeing them walk around in their underwear?
  5. Is it drafty down there?
  6. They definitely don’t eat.
  7. What is the audience wearing? Are they also in bras and wings?
  8. How do you think the Weeknd feels that Bella is beautiful and no longer his?
  9. Whatever, they don’t eat and I don’t need this in my life.
  10.  I need slices.