Disclaimer: HerCampus at Colby is not responsible for any stomach issues after ordering the drinks on this list.
Santa’s Milk
Get yourself a nice, warm cup of milk with a bit of white chocolate syrup, toasted marshmallow syrup, and whipped cream. All these extra flavors will ensure you pay upwards of $5 for a glorified cup of milk.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Order a hot chocolate with cherry syrup and whipped cream. If the drink has a texture similar to expired milk, ignore it. That’s just part of the charm.
Frostbite Macchiato
Ice water poured over a single espresso bean someone found on the floor. Garnished with a miniature icicle that may or may not be from the barista’s car bumper.
Peppermint Bark Disaster
A blended mixture of peppermint oil, crushed candy canes, and whatever loose change was in the barista’s apron pocket. Comes with a warning label.
The Library Bathroom Breakdown Steamer
Warm milk blended with the faint echo of someone loudly zipping a backpack at 2 a.m. Served with a complimentary tissue.